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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

So they tried

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is your daily motivation and does it work?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?

No go.

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard

No way

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Towards topological quantum batteries: Theoretical framework addresses two long-standing challenges - Phys.org

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!