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12.06.2025 00:19

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share office space ...
So they tried
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What is your daily motivation and does it work?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
No go.
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Taylor Swift Owns Two Versions of Four Albums. Now What? - Billboard
No way
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!